I never promised you a ray of light

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Sep 2

rifa:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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HELLO

Sep 2
angelrin89:

The book store’s way of saying “ya’ll need jesus”

angelrin89:

The book store’s way of saying “ya’ll need jesus”

(Source: skyphoi)

Sep 2

thechloris:

Really?

New OUAT promo (x)

Sep 2
italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

 (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

(Source: ollielephant)

Sep 2
  • me: I should go shower now
  • (five minutes later)
  • (another five minutes later)
  • (yet another five minutes later)
  • (more five minute intervals)
  • someone: (goes into the bathroom)
  • me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
Sep 2

wedrinkmoriartea:

WHAT?

ouat animated GIF

Emma and RegINA?

once upon a time animated GIF

tHEY WANT EACH OTHER DEA-

other animated GIF

i mean they hate each othe-

once upon a time animated GIF

I mean it would be totally wei-

image

No seriously, they can’t have feelings for each oth-

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But-

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But Emma couldn’t pos-

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they are not ga-

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Regina didn’t…

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huh..

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I’M SORRY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I DIDN’T THINK SO. 

Sep 2
ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets)

Sep 2
eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

eartheld:

helicine:

how do i get this picture of myself tumblr famous

i want this tattooed on my back

Sep 2
pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

pizzasarcasm:

Or worse, her.

Sep 2

sqfanawards:

Below are links to the winning fanfictions for Best New Fic & Best Angst as voted by your fellow SQ shippers. Winners should feel free to snag their banner for personal use :)

Best Angst [Complete]

Best Angst [Incomplete] 

Best New Fic: